About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
