your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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