hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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