So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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