their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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