Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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