I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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