You're so nebulous sometimes
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
