if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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