i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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