real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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