ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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