you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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