I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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