every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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