so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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