is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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