Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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