we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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