who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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