im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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