so explain again why im purple
no
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Two words: nipple clamps
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