no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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