did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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