How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize