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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My pussy is not your playground.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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