discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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