Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
All I want is dick and wine.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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