party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He passed out mid-signature
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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