This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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