But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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