I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You smell like stripper and shame
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
that is very illegal...i love you.
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