: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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