OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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