she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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