we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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