Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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