see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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