I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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