he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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