I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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