Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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