That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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