May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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