He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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