So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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