im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
