he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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