My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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