ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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