NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
this just has baby written all over it
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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