No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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