you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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