Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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