whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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