And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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